A Good Belly Laugh!

Earlier today, Robert Gibbs mocked O'Palin and her 'crib notes' during his White House Press Briefing:




Probably a little over the top, and no doubt, Limpballs will rant tomorrow if he didn't do it already today!


I still think it's funny as hell though!




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Smart Women

A friend recently shared the following email with me, and I thought it was worth sharing here.

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Recently, in a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.

It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"


A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.



To Whom It May Concern,

Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans.)
They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.

They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.

They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia.

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.

They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans.

They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.


Mermaids don't exist.

If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human?

They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex?

Just look at them ... where is IT? Therefore, they don't have kids either. Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?


The choice is perfectly clear to me: I want to be a whale.


P..S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.


With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"
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LOL, love it!

I'm not getting older

I'm getting SMARTER!
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Kent Jones

One of my all time favorites on The Rachel Maddow Show, Kent Jones never fails to make me laugh! Not just laugh, but a GOOD BELLY LAUGH!

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What can I say, Granny O'Palin is the gift that keeps on giving!




Seriously, it's no surprise that she will be going to FUX NOISE. She'll fit right in there with the rest of the asshats!

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Humor For Friday

Oh boy, can I think of a few places to share this wonderful bit of grammar/spelling info!


Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling

It's the usual words that I see butchered every day, everywhere I go.


**many thanks to the chat buddy who shared the Oatmeal link today**

Garlic and Vampires

I know, I am too easily entertained! This made me LOL, really!

The residents of Lawndale, California are causing a stink over the town's plants. Apparently, the roads are lined with garlic--which either smells like skunk or marijuana depending on who you talk to.

Full article here

and, the video: No way could I have kept a straight face for that interview, whether I was the TV reporter, or the Councilman!




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Obama's Shot at Fixed Noise

I only got to see parts of the Town Hall Meeting in Arnold, MO today, but I did catch this little gem:



LOL, that was priceless!

Reading and Laughing

The book I am currently reading is The Persian Pickle Club, by Sandra Dallas. It's set in Depression-era Kansas. Those were some tough times, and I have the feeling we are not far from another serious Depression right now.

Anyway, the following short passage I am quoting here, really made me laugh!

She called Pa an old sinner and said it was a shame Jesus died for people like him. Pa got her back. Pa says "Died? I never knowed He was feeling poorly." Sonny laughed, and I had to smile.

Okay, so I'm a little warped! Can't help it, that was just FUNNY!

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KO's Worst Person for today

From tonight's Countdown: http://tinyurl.com/7ylz5s



Excellent!

I love how he refers to her as the "gift that keeps on giving"! Is he reading the same places I read, or what!

Thank you, Keith!